The popular chewy
lolly Minties, originating in Australia in the 1920s, became synonymous with
promotional cartoons and later television ads depicting mishaps or unfortunate
events, accompanied by the immortal slogan “It’s moments like these you need
Minties”. During the 1980s and 1990s, many
of these ads featured a montage of calamitous sporting moments, similar to the
gaffes illustrated in this chapter. But
it is doubtful a bag of Minties would have consoled these unfortunate
individuals.
Steve
Mavin
Perhaps the most
infamous finals performance of all time belongs to flamboyant South Sydney
three-quarter Steve Mavin. After
enjoying a fine rookie season in 1987 in the centres, Mavin was switched to the
wing late in the year and experienced a minor-semi nightmare on the flank
against Canberra. The Raiders terrorised
Mavin with a pinpoint kicking game and scored three tries down his wing after
just 16 minutes, at which point he was hooked by coach George Piggins. A distraught Mavin had left the ground by the
time Canberra finished the scoring blitz at 46-12. Mavin went on to chalk up over a century of
first grade games with Souths and Canterbury, but his career is unfortunately
measured against one ill-fated September afternoon at the SCG.
Commentary – Rex
Mossop: “Mavin’s world has fallen about him at the moment. Have a look at him, the poor lad.”
Neville
Glover
A dropped ball in a
grand final has somewhat unfairly tainted Parramatta winger Neville Glover’s
career – it is the predominant memory his name evokes despite the fact he
scored 59 tries in 130 first grade games and represented Australia in
1978. With the Eels in search of their
maiden premiership and trailing Manly 11-10 in the 1976 decider, an unmarked
Glover spilled a pass – with the tryline and grand final hero status beckoning
– that would have put his side in front.
Sea Eagles sharpshooter Graham Eadie kicked a fourth penalty two minutes
late to clinch a 13-10 win.
Max
Mannix
Speedy winger Max
Mannix played 24 games for the Bulldogs and Steelers, but his name is
synonymous with one unfortunate blunder.
A mid-season 1984 match between heavyweights Canterbury and St. George
was evenly poised at 8-4 in favour of the Bulldogs when Canterbury fullback
Mick Potter sliced through. Potter’s
pass found Mannix – playing in his second first grade game – who set off on a
thrilling 60-metre run to the tryline, outpacing the cover defence. But as Mannix dived and stretched out his
arms to score, the ball flew out of his hands.
Luckily for the rookie, the Bulldogs clung to their four-point lead, but
footage of the incident is invariably wheeled out when memorable gaffes are
mentioned.
Commentary – Ray
Warren: “And it’s a try... oh he’s dropped it! Oh how embarrassing!”
Nathan
Merritt
Mercurial tryscoring
South Sydney winger Nathan Merritt missed out on a four-pointer in the opening
round of 2010 against archrivals the Roosters in embarrassing
circumstances. After retrieving a kick
in his own in-goal, Merritt broke through the first line of defence and set
sail for the tryline with only open pasture in front of him. Few players in the NRL would have been
capable of reining in the Rabbitohs flyer and the closest chaser was a
determined Nate Myles, a back-rower.
Nevertheless, Merritt looked up at the giant screen to check his
progress and the ball popped out of his grasp, denying him a 101-metre
try. Merritt still managed to score both
of Souths’ tries in a 36-10 loss, but his howler was replayed countless times
in the days the followed – and is likely to be for many seasons to come.
Commentary – Ray
Warren: “Oh it’s not Max Mannix is it?”
Martin
Kennedy
Roosters tyro Martin
Kennedy trumped Merritt for the most cringe-worthy bungle of 2010 just a
fortnight later. Trailing 22-0 early in
their Round 3 clash with the Bulldogs, the Bondi boys finally got on the board
just before the half-hour mark. But any
hopes of a miracle comeback were dashed from the ensuing kick-off. Roosters halfback Mitchell Pearce collected
the ball on his own tryline and popped a regulation pass to his charging
front-rower Kennedy, but the young Queenslander tripped and the ball ricocheted
off his head. Canterbury pivot Ben
Roberts scooped up the loose ball and shifted it to centre Josh Morris, who
evaded three defenders – including Kennedy – to dot down for the third of his
four tries in a 60-14 walloping.
Commentary – Phil Gould:
“If it wasn’t so tragic it would be funny.”
Russell
Richardson
With Cronulla
comfortably leading the Hunter Mariners during a 1997 Super League fixture,
Sharks centre sensation Russell Richardson looked set to put the icing on the
cake with a length-of-the-field runaway try.
But after doing all the hard work, Richardson’s lackadaisical approach
to planting the football resulted in the youngster dropping it over the line to
seal his place in the rugby league hall of infamy.
Luke
Phillips
Valuable Roosters
custodian Luke Phillips produced one of the most lamentable howlers witnessed
in an NRL finals match. With his side
trailing Parramatta 10-8 just after halftime in the 2000 qualifying final,
Phillips spilled a deep kick by the Eels.
But instead of cleaning up the loose ball, he ran past the ball in
exasperation, expecting a scrum to be packed.
Eels centre David Vaealiki played to the whistle and toed the ball
through to score an easy try, setting the underdogs on the path to a 32-8
boilover. Phillips bounced back to play
a brilliant hand in the Roosters’ grand final loss to Brisbane three weeks
later, and won a premiership with the club in 2002.
Brett
Finch
A bold attempt to
push for a late victory backfired horribly for 19-year old Canberra halfback
Brett Finch against the Knights in 2001.
The enthralling Round 8 clash was locked at 20-all in the dying stages
and the Raiders were awarded a restart on their own 20-metre line. Finch opted to kick the ball downfield
towards the sideline – bouncing the ball into touch would give his side a scrum
feed in handy field position, and the opportunity to work the ball into
position for a last-minute field goal attempt.
But the youngster put the ball into touch on the full – by less than a
metre – giving the Knights a gift penalty in front of Canberra’s posts. Andrew Johns duly slotted the penalty goal
for a 22-20 victory, leaving an inconsolable Finch slumped on the Canberra
Stadium turf.
Jason
Bulgarelli
One of the
closest-fought finals matches of the NRL era to date was played out between
Canberra and New Zealand in 2003. The
Raiders and Warriors had struggled for 20 minutes of the second half to break a
16-all deadlock and save their respective seasons, and with five minutes to go
it seemed certain the Green Machine were headed for a preliminary final. Canberra half Mark McLinden threaded through
a grubber and robust centre Jason Bulgarelli only had to claim the bouncing
ball which sat up for him on the Warriors’ tryline. But just as a preliminary final berth beckoned,
the ball rebounded out of Bulgarelli’s hands.
New Zealand worked the ball to the other end of the park for Stacey
Jones to kick the Warriors to a famous victory with a late field goal.
Brett
Hodgson
Despite performing
admirably for NSW in two series (2002 and 2006), courageous fullback Brett
Hodgson’s career in the Blue jumper is chiefly remembered for his role as the
fall guy in two indelible Origin moments.
After being rag-dolled over the touchline by Gorden Tallis in the drawn
third match of the 2002 series, Hodgson fired a misdirected pass out of
dummy-half near his own line with NSW ahead 14-10 in the late stages of the
2006 decider. Queensland skipper Darren
Lockyer swooped on the loose ball to score under the posts and clinch the match
and series 16-14 – starting in motion an unprecedented five-series winning
streak for the Maroons. Tallis’ tackle
and Lockyer’s try are two of the most replayed sequences every year at Origin
time.
Phil
Duke and Phil Sigsworth
NSW debutant winger
Duke (see One Game Wonders) and
fullback Sigsworth (see Unique
Achievements) conjured one of Origin’s most infamous gaffes in the deciding
match of the 1982 series. With
Queensland holding a slender 5-3 lead, Sigsworth popped a dicey pass to an
unsuspecting Duke behind his own tryline when confronted by a menacing
Queensland chasing party. Duke fumbled
the ill-conceived pass, allowing Wally Lewis to pounce on the ball for the
series-winning try. Sigsworth went on to
achieve further infamy as the last player to be sent off in a grand final (for
Canterbury in 1986), while Duke, one of only three players chosen for NSW while
playing for a country club, is now synonymous with the in-goal bungle. Duke was awarded the Blues’ only try earlier
in the match but, ironically, video replays showed he had stepped into touch
and fumbled the ball over the line.
Commentary – Rex
Mossop: “That’s a terrifying bit of football from a NSW point of view.”
Justin
Hodges
Evoking memories of
Duke and Sigsworth, Justin Hodges endured the most notorious debut in Origin
history in 2002 with two misdirected in-goal passes that led to NSW tries (see Unforgettable Debuts).
Commentary – Ray
Warren: “And will Hodges pass this time? I don’t think...oh...I can’t believe
it! He’s had another go at it!”
Terry
Lamb
Canterbury legend
Terry Lamb kicked the most poorly-timed field goal of all time late in a 1992
clash with Newcastle. He struck the ball
sweetly from 40 metres out and it went straight down the middle – the only problem
was the Bulldogs were two points behind at the time. A sheepish (no pun intended) Lamb admitted
after the match he thought the scores were tied, with his clanger allowing the
Knights to hang on for a 12-11 win.
Andrew
Gee
Veteran Brisbane prop
and Queensland Origin stalwart Andrew Gee cost the Broncos at least one
competition point on a technicality in a 1996 match against the Roosters. The two sides had staged a Monday night
classic and, with the scores locked at 10-all in the final minute, Gee took a
20-metre tap after the ball had rolled dead.
But he incorrectly brought his foot up to meet the ball in his hands
(instead of executing a mandatory tap with the ball on the ground), drawing a
penalty in front of the posts. Sydney
City centre Ivan Cleary slotted the simple goal after the fulltime siren to
secure a 12-10 victory over the shattered Broncos. The rule regarding tap restarts has since
been changed – an amendment that is surely of scant consolation to Gee and the
Broncos.
Wade
McKinnon’s Try
Parramatta held a tenuous
16-14 lead against St. George in a 2005 regular season grudge match when
Dragons skipper Trent Barrett kicked downfield from near halfway. Barrett over-reacted to a perceived late and
high shot from PJ Marsh, grabbing the Eels hooker by the throat before
unleashing several punches, attracting a swarm of players from both sides. Meanwhile, Parramatta fullback Wade McKinnon
fielded the kick and evaded the few defenders not involved in the melee to
score a bizarre 80-metre try untouched.
The video referee concluded that Marsh did not hit Barrett high and the
try was subsequently awarded. The evenly
poised match suddenly swung Parramatta’s way and the home side eventually ran
out 40-14 winners, while Barrett copped a one-match suspension for striking.
Adam
O’Neill
A late-comer to rugby
league, South Sydney winger Adam O’Neill quickly gained a reputation as a fiery
customer. The son of former Test
cricketer Norm O’Neill, he did not play the game until his late teens, but made
enough of an impact at Souths to represent City Firsts and the President’s XIII
in 1988. But his short fuse cost the
Rabbitohs a match later that season.
With Souths tied 12-all with Cronulla at the SFS in the dying minutes,
O’Neill was held on his own 20-metre line before reacting wildly to the tackle
of Cronulla prop Craig Dimond. O’Neill
was penalised and Sharks winger Sean Watson calmly slotted the penalty goal
after fulltime to win the match.
Commentary – Rex
Mossop: “Now there is a stupid action.”
Johnathan
Thurston
Cowboys captain
Johnathan Thurston had the opportunity to clinch a much-needed win for the
floundering club against Cronulla in Round 16, 2010. North Queensland had given up an 18-0 lead
for the match to head into golden point with the scores tied 19-all at fulltime. Thurston, who earlier in the season kicked
his first 25 shots at goal, duffed a simple 30-metre penalty shot from in front
during the extra period that would have ended the game. Cronulla captain Trent Barrett subsequently
slotted a field goal, consigning the home side to a heartbreaking loss.
Commentary – Mark
Braybrook: “Thurston to win the game...he has missed it! Can you believe it?”
Mark
Levy
The Panthers made the
leap from perennial cellar-dwellers to finals contenders in 1984, but were left
to rue a lost opportunity against eventual premiers Canterbury that could have
earned them a maiden finals appearance.
Nearing the end of a thrilling Round 20 contest, rookie Greg Alexander
pegged Penrith back to 22-20 behind with a determined try. Penrith fullback Mark Levy had the chance to
draw the match with a conversion attempt slightly to the left of the posts, but
he shanked the simple shot into the right-hand upright. The one competition point that went begging
would have been enough to put the Panthers into a play-off for fifth spot.
Commentary – Ray
Warren: “Oh he’s missed it! Oh my goodness, how could you do it?”
Don
Fox
Most of the content in
these pages focuses on the Australian game, but a section containing tragic
goalkicking misses would not be complete without mentioning versatile Great
Britain international, and Featherstone and Wakefield great Don Fox. In the 1968 ‘Watersplash’ Challenge Cup Final
against Leeds, Wakefield scored a try under the posts with the last play of the
game to trail 11-10. Fox was left with
the simplest of conversion attempts to win English club football’s biggest
prize, but infamously skewed it wide in the slippery conditions. Legendary English commentator Eddie Waring
summed up the thoughts of millions with his reaction: “He’s a poor lad.” In a cruel irony, Fox had already been adjudged
the winner of the Lance Todd Trophy for man of the match – little consolation
for the devastated goalkicker.
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